(headed home from the zoo)
Me: No Sleeping No sleeping NO SLEEPING!
David: (heavy eyes)
Me: DAVEY! LALALALALALA NO SLEEPING!!
D: (Heavier eyes)
Me: (starts throwing carrots back at him) DAVEY NOOO!
D: (out cold)
Me: LOOK! Trucks!
D: TTTRRRRUUUUUCCCCKKKKS! YAY! Trucks!
Works every time.
Carden: Mom, have you seen a wardus?
Me: you mean a walrus?
C: No a wardus.
Me: I don't know what that is...
C: It's something that takes the tables outside and puts them in the trees and bushes. You should see one. They're very nice.
Are all three year old's this random or just mine?