I love this kid. Really truly. He makes me laugh everyday. He has so much personality and still says the funniest things. I had to write more down before I forgot them...
"Daddy don't go poo poo in your pants, ok?"
"Mom can we ride on the alligator?" (elevator)
"Mom, don't cut yourself with the peanut butter, ok?" (butter knife)
"I go to scout camp when I'm FIVE and wear boots!"
"I heard big under in the sky and it scared me in my bed!" (during a "thunder" storm)
"Mom where's the muffin man?" (looking for the muffin pan)
Carden: (pointing to a police truck) "Look! I see a cop ca... I see a... I see a.... Mom what IS THAT!?!?"
Last week he chose to to help with the dishes over watching Barney and washing clothes over Dinosaur Train. Seriously? This can't be normal two year old behavior!
Josh: Carden give me my phone please.
Carden: I need to do something... (acting sooo sneaky!)
Carden: I need to do something.
Carden: I need to do my email!
Pointing to sleeping David: "He's a tired little pup."
Pointing to crying David: "I broke his little heart. Right here" (pointing to his tummy)
Sobbing after waking up from an apparent nightmare: "Davey go 'neeiigghh!' and it scared me!"